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Suffering from a lack of options?

You may be blandular. Fictional Dr. Blandy is here to diagnose the beige corners of modern life and prescribe small doses of variety.

blan·du·lar/BLAN-juh-ler/

adj. suffering from a lack of options or variety. Often diagnosed as a chronic condition.

Common symptoms

  • Eating the same lunch for 14 straight days
  • Doom-scrolling past 400 options and choosing none
  • Saying “fine,” “okay,” or “whatever you want”
  • Owning seven identical gray t-shirts (you know who you are)

Immediate treatment

Press the button for your prescription.

Side effects may include mild curiosity.

Treatment centers

About the studio

Blandular Studios is a creative studio making comedy and satire with the help of AI tools and human writers and editors. Dr. Blandy is not a real doctor, but this is a real condition.

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Fictional characters. Dr. Blandy and all personas on this site are fictional and are not medical professionals.

Not medical advice. All content is comedy and satire. Consult a physician, or at least a different menu.

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